Now you can view and download the critically acclaimed saga, chapter by chapter, for viewing at your leisure. For your convenience, a brief description of each chapter is shown, for the selective reader who simply fancies another read of that scene where Wakka bursts into the art room and Lora... nevermind. Enjoy, and have a nice day.
ATTCFH 1; chapter 2
Auron substitutes for History class. The insanity resumes.
ATTCFH 1; chapter 3
Auron shares a few stories with the children in Science class, Emily nabs Auron's tokkuri, and Billy gets in touch with his ethnic heritage... if that's what you would call it...
ATTCFH 1; chapter 4
Auron teaches English class, everybody gets B-plusses on their essay tests, Auron falls for a naughty trick at the hands of Emily and gets his glasses stolen.
ATTCFH 1; chapter 5
Auron teaches Computer Skills class, and Emily plots to steal all his clothes.
ATTCFH 1; chapter 6
Auron teaches Art class, Wakka makes a grand entrance as Lora harrasses him, and Emily plots to steal Auron's clothes.
ATTCFH 1; chapter 7
Auron teaches Science class again, the kids start getting used to Auron, Tidus is there for some reason, Auron tells the class to decide on the unit, then when they can't agree on what to study he decides the unit himself... Emily plots to steal Auron's clothes.
ATTCFH 1; chapter 8
Auron announces that the unit will be Aeons, Yuna shows the children Shiva, Seymour makes his first entrance and Emily plots to steal Auron's clothes.
ATTCFH 1; chapter 9
Somehow or another, Auron's comrades end up teaching the other classes various subjects. A breather from the ongoing "plot" (for lack of a better term).
ATTCFH 1; chapter 10
Auron teaches 8th grade Algebra, Emily pays a visit with her Super-Stripper DeLuxe, Tidus lets on some unsolicited info, Luke gains a lead in the karma race and Auron finally loses it.
ATTCFH 1; chapter 11
Seymour teaches 8th grade geometry, Billy proves the Magic theorem, Emily spoils part of the plot of Final Fantasy 10 for Kenwan, the FFX gang arrives in the classroom, a battle with Seymour ensues, and Jecht arrives to take over Geometry class. Emily gets a little ditzier.
ATTCFH 1; chapter 12
Jecht plays poker with the kids, Braska appears for no good reason, and the Algebra group takes a liking to Auron. Emily constructs her ultimate clothes-nabbing device, and steals Auron's shoes and shorts with the help of flypaper, leaving only his boxers left. Unfortunately for him, Emily had already made sure the Lost and Found was empty. *incomplete, but still worth a look... about two-thirds of the chapter was lost*
ATTCFH 1; chapter 13
The infamous school dance chapter. Sephiroth DJs (grotesquely OOC), Emily has fun with Auron and something seems awry... where's Wakka?
ATTCFH 1; chapter 14
Judgment day. Emily's plots to steal Auron's clothes culminate into a breath-taking climax that will snatch your breath away...
ATTCFH 1; chapter 15
Auron Teaches the Class from HELL! comes to a close... but leaves itself wide open for it's sequel... ATTCFH 2!
The end of ATTCFH left the story begging for a sequel. With the help of Emily's author-friend Kevin, ATTCFH 2 was launched, introducing new characters and a new plot - and it's more than stealing clothes - all revolving around the endearing old 8th-grade class and, of course, the cast of FFX. The story takes on a more cinematic-script feel. And after all this time, it's still unfinished. Fancy that.
ATTCFH 2; chapter 1
Intro/Prologue to ATTCFH 2.
ATTCFH 2; chapter 2
Odd things start happening at the school, and the 8th grade teams up and agrees to investigate after lunch (sans the gossip girls). Meanwhile, the gang back in Spira realizes they left all their gil with Wakka, whom they had left at Crossroads. They opt to go back to search for him, leaving Kimahri to guard the camp they made near Zanarkand.
ATTCFH 2; chapter 3
Emily & co. discover the science lab in ruins, Dr. Joe and Hugo continue their side-adventure, and Auron and Tidus are left alone to retrieve Wakka as the girls run off to get ice cream.
ATTCFH 2; chapter 4
A storm is brewing. Rikku, Lulu and Yuna find that the ice cream stand is closed. Rikku gets freaked out by the lightning. Dr. Hugo and Qui-ti sing Christmas carols, pissing Dr. Joe off. Revealed: the enchanting story of how Lulu got her dress.
ATTCFH 2; chapter 5
Drs. Hugo and Joe and Qui-ti crash in front of Crossroads, the FFX gang and the class reunite, and Auron and Tidus agree to help search for Seymour, whom they conclude is roaming about after Emily inadvertently killed him in Chapter 14 of ATTCFH 1.
ATTCFH 2; chapter 6
The group meets Dr. Joe, Dr. Hugo and Qui-ti, Trembley plots his strategy, and the blizzard cuts out the school's light power source. Oh crap.
ATTCFH 2; chapter 7
...The plot thickens....
ATTCFH 2; chapter 8
The different parties continue their search. More plot-thickening...
ATTCFH 2; chapter 9
Kevin and Qui-ti start exploring, misfortune knocks on Chris's door, and Seymour plots...
ATTCFH 2; chapter 10
We meet two more intrepid heroes, Rod Serling and Gary. Yuna's in trouble, Tidus and Rikku still can't open the mayonnaise, and Laura's luck takes a turn for the worse as well.
ATTCFH 2; chapter 11
Kevin and Qui-ti reunite with the group. Gary gets clued in on the situation (Rod Serling however seems to know what was going on the whole time... hmm...) and some other stuff happens, for the love of God just read it!!!
ATTCFH 2; chapter 12
Hugo makes a plea for his life, Auron inherits Serling's suit (much to Serling's chagrin), and the final confrontation begins.
ATTCFH 2; chapter 13
In the year 2005, Kevin and Emily are accosted by a young woman curious as to the end of the tale. Unable to remember themselves, they embark on a quest into the cold wastes of 2002 to see the finale.
ATTCFH 2; chapter 14
Kevin and Emily from 2005 watch the battle with Trembley unfold; a rich tapestry of drama, suspense and raw emotion blending as one symphonic fantasy, a tale of triumph over adversity, and, ultimately, a tale of love.
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Created on ... July 07, 2003. Holy crap that was ages ago